The Love Spell that Works.

I’m no Crowleyan. Let’s get that straight right now. No spell I will give you will require “Intelligences,” giant pentagrams, or 20 minutes of pre-spell protection spells. Crowley grew up in a Christian environment and thought magik was “bad”—he didn’t say so overtly, but it was an undercurrent in his writings and the lack of ethics in his works.

I was raised pagan. Magik is good!!! The Universe wants to give you what you want. Magik is a direct communication with the Universe telling it what you want (actually, you are always in communication with the Universe, and why you’re not getting what you want is a whole other story I will get into at another time).

OK, down to the nitty gritty: it’s Valentine’s Day. You want love, sex, someone to take you out to dinner or play footsie with. Here is what you do:

Needed: scissors, red paper (construction is ok), black marker (and/or glue), 3 candles (1 white, 2 red), picture of Shu and Tefnut, (together) picture of an ankh, and any symbol that makes you feel powerful (I use the Eye of Horus)

Schedule a good hour or two to yourself, hopefully on or shortly after the New Moon. You could actually do this today, but if you want extra power you are going to have to wait a few weeks.

Just before the appointed hour (and this can be day or night, doesn’t matter) take a shower, make a cup of tea or whatever you do to get any troubles off your mind.

Put your white candle in the middle of a cleared off table, and the markers, pictures, scissors and red paper into a usable space.

Light the candle.

Cut the paper (I’m assuming its square or rectangle here) diagonally, so that it makes two triangles. Turn the two triangles, so that next to each other, they become one triangle—but don’t stick them together—this is a symbol of two flames nearly becoming one.

If you can draw, draw Shu & Tefnut (here is an easy one) on one of the triangles—if not, cut n’ paste the image. On the other, put your ankh, and whatever your power image is. Shu & Tefnut, day and night, are an ancient symbol of relationship. Ankh is the symbol of sex. The power symbol will draw power to this talisman.

When you are done, put out the candle, and hang this—and this is very important—in the rear right corner of your bedroom. That means, standing inside your door, look in to your bedroom. Look at the back wall, directly opposite you, in the right hand corner. Hang it very high, almost near the ceiling. If you don’t want anyone to see it, put it behind a picture. If there is a book case, just lay it on the top shelf. It doesn’t matter if anyone sees it or not. It will still work.

Got the two red candles? Put them underneath the thing you just drew, and light them, at least for a minute or two. If there is a closet door there, or something else in the way, you can also put them in the rear right corner of another room you also use often.

You are done. This is part feng shui and part talismanic magik. You will find a love/lust/sex/footsie partner within 28 days.

The last time I performed this, my roommate’s wife returned to him, I found my kid kissing a girl in a cabinet, my other roommate got picked up by a strange girl (he never meets anyone!) and I met my current boyfriend, all in 28 days.

Good luck.