So-And-So Is a So-And-So

Nobody in the public eye is who they appear to be. A Senator? Nah, she's a lesbian witch. A Prince? No way, Jose, he's the Anti-Christ.
To wit:

• Princess Diana is the Queen of Heaven. "Princess Diana was descended from Merovingian Kings. Legend has it that the Merovingian dynasty was descended from the House of David. Merovingians believe they are descended from the union between Jesus and Mary Magdalen. Jesus was descended from the House of David."
• Hillary Clinton is an Illuminist Witch. "The facts seem to be all in. Bill and Hillary Clinton are just what Doc Marquis said they were, telling me back in 1992 that they both were practicing Illuminist Witches, with Hillary outranking Bill in the occult world."
• Prince William is the Anti-Christ. "On June 3 1991, nine year old Prince William received a near fatal head wound from a sporting accident and was immediately taken to a London hospital where sources cite he close to death from a fractured skull, yet later recovered. At the time, an outrage ensued from the public from Charles' seemingly lack of concern whilst his son was in the emergency room as he attended a benefit that same night. The information about a Prince-King surviving a head wound is interesting as it fits the exact criteria for the Biblical Antichrist of Revelation."
• And, of course, everybody is a Reptilian. "Please keep in mind, we all have the ability to see these humans/reptilians for what they are and how they really are. Just pray for God to reveal it to you. Being a reptilian is something that must be activated through drinking blood and ritual among those who possess the serpent dna. Not all those who possess this dna are reptilian. Reptilians in human form are also called shapeshifters and can go between looking human one second, and a lizard-like reptilian the next."

That innocent dog sleeping by the fire--little do you realize he's an invader from the Dog Star, Sirius.
--Firesign Theatre