The Future of Time Travel
Okay, this is the site for Chronos Technologies Inc. Their slogan is "MAKING TOMORROW'S HISTORY TODAY," and they describe themselves as "the ultimate guide to time travel, teleportation, temporal phasing, and other applications of nine-dimensional theory."
Sure, just maybe I'll buy into that time travel, teleportation, and even the temporal phasing crap, but I think that the nine-dimensional theory is going just a bit too far, no? What the heck is it anyway? Behold:
"The Universe could comprise myriad dimensions, many of which may never be discovered by man. However, by the early Twenty-second Century, mankind has not only discovered nine perpendicular dimensions of the Universe, but has learned to traverse them and harness their unique properties for a variety of effects. These nine known dimensions can be broken down into three categories: Space, Time, and Interspace, each comprising three dimensions."
Nine-dimensional theory, my ass. Just give me plain old, old-school time travel or temporal phasing any day.
Sure, just maybe I'll buy into that time travel, teleportation, and even the temporal phasing crap, but I think that the nine-dimensional theory is going just a bit too far, no? What the heck is it anyway? Behold:
"The Universe could comprise myriad dimensions, many of which may never be discovered by man. However, by the early Twenty-second Century, mankind has not only discovered nine perpendicular dimensions of the Universe, but has learned to traverse them and harness their unique properties for a variety of effects. These nine known dimensions can be broken down into three categories: Space, Time, and Interspace, each comprising three dimensions."
Nine-dimensional theory, my ass. Just give me plain old, old-school time travel or temporal phasing any day.
posted by Johnny at 4:43 PM
2 Comments:
Yes, but you didn't get a look at its forum. The time travelling babymaking story was something...er, else.--Suki
I heard of airlines traveling through as many as ten dimensions. Problem is, they can lose your luggage in every one of them.
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