Biblioscopes: Advice for All Sun Signs April 15-21

Biblioscopes are the union of bibliomancy, divination through opening books to random pages and pondering the meaning of the phrases therein, and horoscopes, in that each sign does share certain commonalities, including planetary transits. Each Saturday I ask the Universe to lead my hands in opening the book to the right page for a week's worth of good advice for each sun sign.

This week's featured book is "Book of Lies: The Disinformation Guide to Magick and the Occult" by many, many people edited by Richard Metzger

Aries March 21 - April 20
The author alludes to an approaching world crisis brought on by the invasion of the Elder Gods--Qlipothic transdimentional entities who ruled protohumanity until they were banished by "the agent of Intelligence," a Promethean figure who set humanity on its current course of evolution. Your head is ruling your body and your spirit, some very powerful forces that do not want to be cast aside. Take a little break from "thinking over" everything and listen to your body--exercise, dance, eat, and do some meditation or church-going (whatever suits you) for your spirit.

Taurus (April 21- May 20)
...it was necessary to make a dogma of his sexual theory because this was the sole bulwark of reason against a possible "outburst of the black flood of occultism." This week you will encounter someone who goes against everything you believe in, just by being themselves. Try not to pick a fight.

Gemini (May 21-June 20)
However...one does not change the universe simply by masturbating...Oh, man! I knew I was doing something wrong! If you want to change things, you are going to have to go out there and deal with actual people.

Cancer (June 21-July 20)
He was a true psychedelic savant, on 150 mics of LSD invoking the Russian philosopher P.D. Ouspensky and the Fourth Dimension to describe the experience. You will be going on a trip. You will know what to do when you get "there."

Leo (July 21-Aug. 20)
What will this world look like? We have no precedent in profane history to use as a guide; we must look further afield, to mythology, to understand the form of a linguistic universe. If you are not going to therapy to recognize and understand how your personal myths affect your life, perhaps you should. Or at least get a self-help book about family/beliefs and read it on your lunch break.

Virgo (Aug. 21-Sept. 20)
You might think that seeking out two Beatniks was a fnny place to start looking for a functional, modern process of magick. This week you will find powerful friends in strange places. Keep an open mind.

Libra (Sept. 21-Oct. 20)
Rosaleen Norton was born in Dunedin in 1917 during a violent thunderstorm which she late claimed was a portent for her love of the night side of life. Find and claim your dark side before it finds and claims you.

Scorpio (Oct. 21-Nov. 20)
It is evident that Dee was to be restrained from opening the gates of the Watchtowers until it pleased the angels. Whatever you are pursuing, wait for the signal before taking action.

Sagittarius (Nov. 21-Dec.20)
Like the Luddite sects who felt that man's technological progress led him away from God, and created all the world's ill and iniquities, the author of the Book of Enoch is telling us hat higher understanding was contrary to man's true nature, and resulted inevitably with woe. Do not buy any hi-tech gear this week.

Capricorn (Dec. 21-Jan. 20)
Let us suppose for the sake of argument that the signal for the initiation of this psychic invasion occurred in 1904 when Crowley received The Book of Law, as Crowley himself believed. And a little over a hundred years later, it looks like the world might be ending. Fancy that. Small things that you do and pay attention to this week will have huge effects on your future and those of your loved ones. Be careful.

Aquarius (Jan. 21-Feb 20)
If the viewer comes closer more information is revealed. The more one looks, the more is revealed. Keep looking! There is more information inside the information you have already discovered!

Pisces (Feb.21-Mar. 20)
They were not armed, or hiding guns in their temples. I think if the Nazis had had any proof of that, it would have been highly publicized. Burn the skeletons in your closet, get that bit of reefer out of your car, don't spend time at naughty websites at work this week. Be squeeeeeky clean. Just for this week. For a little while.

*The dates given to each sun sign are approximate--the dates of each sun sign change annually with the date of the vernal equinox. If you were born between the 18th and 24th of any month, you should get a free astrology report from www.astrology.com or www.geocosmic.org just so you can answer properly when someone asks, "What's your sign?"